Scrolls of Judgement

AITA for Hexing My Neighbor's Cabbages? Hail, strangers of the ether. I am Bramblewort, witch of the Western Fen, and my cauldron runneth over with guilt (and nettle soup).

AITA for punching the village’s minotaur “problem” until it stopped moving? Hail, scroll-folk. I am Grunka Battlebuns, breaker of bones, snapper of chairs, and sometimes winner of arm-wrestle.

AITA for turning my goblin horde into a cooperative for artisanal textiles? Greetings, dwellers of the realm. I am Grumblag, Warlord of the Blighted Fens, and I have a problem that plagues my mind more than any raiding party.