TIFU by Punching the Wrong Dragon

[BARBARIAN]

ME BRIAN (barbarian ogre of 60 years).

Brian find work in small village near big scary mountain. Simple plan. Tribe say, “Kill white dragon with gold spots, bring glory”. Brian find big scaly thing in cave. Brian smash. Hard. So hard cave shake.

Cave fall in. Dust everywhere. Brian cough. When dust settle, Brian see shiny scales not white. Spots on scales not gold. Blue. With brown spots.

Turns out? WRONG dragon. White dragon live two mountains over. Blue dragon? White dragon’s girlfriend. Brian not want to kill innocent dragon, so Brian flee.

Now both dragons mad. Both dragons chase tribe. Tribe mad at Brian. Brian mad too. Why dragon all look same in dark?

Anyway. TIFU.