TIFU by Punching the Wrong Dragon

[BARBARIAN]

ME GRONK.

Gronk go smash. Simple plan. Tribe say, “Kill white dragon with gold spots, bring glory.” Gronk find big scaly thing in cave. Gronk smash. Hard. So hard cave shake.

Turns out? Was blue dragon with brown spots. WRONG dragon. White dragon live two mountains over. Blue dragon? White dragon’s girlfriend.

Now both dragons mad. Both dragons chase tribe. Tribe mad at Gronk. Gronk mad too. Why dragon all look same in dark?

Anyway. TIFU.